In Dublin’s fair city, the girls may be pretty but the creatures that reside there are as strange as can be… So with this in mind poet/humorist/singer-songwriter, Paul Tubb has decided to document these creatures, using rhyme and pictures, in this collection of Nonsensical verse.
So come and learn about creatures such as: the Quinklesaur, The Kwalaguppy, the Ape like creatures who spend their time playing Subbuteo and many others?
A laugh-out-loud funny collection which introduces you to aspects of Dublin you will, until now, have been unaware of. This wonderful book is suitable for Children of all ages.
The Bespectacled Badger from Ballsbridge
The bespectacled badger from Ballsbridge
Found it difficult to see.
The spectacles that gave him his name
Were totally and utterly
Useless, as they didn’t serve
The purpose that they should.
Although when he put them on himself
The badger thought they would.
He found them whilst rummaging in the bins
Of the local cinema.
This may also give you an idea
Why they’re as useless as they are.
They’re not glasses for improving sight
They’re for enhancing the effects
Of a movie, I believe they’re commonly known
In the trade as 3-D specs.




